I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
My feet surprised me
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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