There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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