He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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