she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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