problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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