Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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