I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have post one night stand depression
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