They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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