i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is it because I queefed?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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