Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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