If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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