Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize