Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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