You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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