Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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