I looked at my own cervix.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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