Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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