I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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