as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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