I got chris browned last night
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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