my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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