You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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