pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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