clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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