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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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