I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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