Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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