you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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