After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
50% drunk capacity currently
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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