WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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