I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
