hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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