since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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