So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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