I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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