my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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