There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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