She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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