did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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