can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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