Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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