No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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