the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
