Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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