Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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