So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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