I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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