OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
