GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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