We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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