Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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