wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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