Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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