Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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