Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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