I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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